Clarifying user request

I see the user has shared a Chinese sentence that sounds like a news headline about a cat interrupting a press conference. It's possible they expect me to summarize, joke, or write an article based on this. However, they haven't given explicit instructions. To proceed efficiently, I'll need to clarify what they want. I should ask a quick question: would they like me to rewrite, expand, or create some copy related to this? I'll present them with options to choose from!

想把这条新闻做成什么内容？我可以快速产出，给你几个选项：

1. 200字新闻快讯
2. 500–800字深度稿，含背景与赛前看点
3. 10条社交媒体文案（含话题标签）
4. 搞笑版/段子体文案
5. 英文版摘要/推文
6. 多版本标题+导语（如严肃/轻松/数据向）
7. 关键词与话题标签包
8. 问答式速览（适合图文快读）
9. 配图/海报文案+图片提示词
10. 你指定字数与风格的定制稿

选个编号，或告诉我平台/受众/语气，我马上写。